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sex is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much better in St Barts....

Aunt Rachel said:
Quel est ce sexe dont vous parlez?

Jeanette, can I borrow some of your optimism?? :)

Trust me, Rachel, it will be contagious next week... You won't need to borrow anything!
 
And I think we should all pause here and thank Tim for one of the better and most enduring headlines we have had in a long time!
 
Mike R said:
a fictitious tourist who feels compelled to share every nanosecond of their St Barts vacation with the 12 or so people who read this site everyday.....

HEY!!!

I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK!!! }:(

However... in answer to the question...

Yes.... and No.

Great sex is great sex, whether it be under a full moon on Flamands beach at midnight, or in an airliner toilet at 40,000 feet!!! }:|

See... I DIDN'T share every nanosecond, after all... :p
 
Monsieur Tim,
You have missed your calling---With this thread you have become a one man Chamber of Commerce for St. Barth.

I referred a friend to this site a week ago. She & her husband are considering a few Caribbean islands for a vacation next year. Friend called me today to say they have decided.
Me: Oh, great, you're going to St. B.
Friend: Absolutely. Can't wait. Booked a villa already.
Me: You didn't waste any time. I'm impressed.
Friend: No--WE'RE impressed.
Me: With what?
Friend: That website advertising the extra benefits of St. Barth.
Me: (proceeding cautiously) Uh and what benefits...
Friend: Well, you must know--you go there every year!
Me: So?
Friend: Well, everyone was raving about the amazing sex on the island and I thought that's why you told me to use that website as a resource.
Me: (Speechless!)

Yep. They are headed to the island. Hope their expectations are met and exceeded. You started something big here, Tim!
 
Julia,

That story is a riot! In my defense I offer three excuses:

1. The entire thread about sex was meant to poke fun at our site's biggest fun poker. Guess who? LOL!

2. Once again the principle of unintended consequences, one of society's strongest, has struck.

3. I can't believe that friends of yours would make an important vacation decision based on stories of semi-tawdry sex. They should be ashamed!

:) :) :)
 
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