sex is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much better in St Barts....

[tim]

Mes amis,

Do you consider the above statement from our most prolific poster to be accurate? If so, is it because, as he states, "it actually lasts more than 5 minutes here," or can you suggest a reason of your own? Finally, did he put the correct number of "O's" in "SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?" Please frame all responses to maintain the site's PG rating.

 

[MIke R]

that was not my statement..that was my humorous satirical poke at a fictitious tourist who feels compelled to share every nanosecond of their St Barts vacation with the 12 or so people who read this site everyday.....


great sex is great sex....it isn't exclusive to St Barts by any stretch....I mean if that were the case....what would you do with the other 50 weeks of the year?..suffer???... :crazy:

 

[Eddie]

5 minutes?
"I was in the pool! I was in the pool!"

 

[andynap]

fictitious tourist

Wrongo- I can name at least 5 actual people to whom that applies.

 

[MIke R]

far be it from me to be so overtly presumptious... }:|

 

[Aipotu]

Well, for one, it is much more likely to be al fresco

 

[Eddie]

...I can name at least 5 actual people to whom that applies.

Odd number? What kind of people am I hanging out with? :blush:

 

[Voosh]

Well, for one, it is much more likely to be al fresco

Aw, up here we just call it being frisky under the stars with that hint of salty sea air.


Unless one prefers -

Or, whatever works for you, doesn't hurt anyone and leaves a smile on your face.

 

[Petri]

How can you rent any villa when you "know" that people have had sex pretty much everywhere there and you "don't know" if those sofas have been cleaned, water changed, ... since it happened?

Haven't you read about the 13-yo polish girl who got pregnant from pool water last summer? I'm sure Jerry Springer can found a lot of similar cases from the US as well.

 

[Voosh]

When's the last time Jerry Springer got l*id on SBH? I don't care. As for bio-remnants, years of travelling all over the globe and good health are my best indicator.

 

[Petri]

When's the last time Jerry Springer got l*id on SBH? I don't care. As for bio-remnants, years of travelling all over the globe and good health are my best indicator.

Yikes, just think how you look if CSI comes with their UV light to check you out..

 

[RickyG]

How can you rent any villa when you "know" that people have had sex pretty much everywhere there and you "don't know" if those sofas have been cleaned, water changed, ... since it happened?

Haven't you read about the 13-yo polish girl who got pregnant from pool water last summer? I'm sure Jerry Springer can found a lot of similar cases from the US as well.

Thats kinda why I don't go in the ocean....(fish pee in it).

 

[Aunt Rachel]

How can you rent any villa when you "know" that people have had sex pretty much everywhere there and you "don't know" if those sofas have been cleaned, water changed, ... since it happened?

Haven't you read about the 13-yo polish girl who got pregnant from pool water last summer? I'm sure Jerry Springer can found a lot of similar cases from the US as well.

Haven't you ever seen one of those exposes they do on TV showing the actual cleanliness of even high end hotel rooms? YIKES! I just try not to think about it.

 

[NYCFred]

Well, for one, it is much more likely to be al fresco

Aha....commonly known up here as sport-f#%&ing...

as opposed to Stunt-f@#$)ing...phone booths and the like...

(we still got phone booths?)

 

[Jeanette]

Can I respond to this after my trip next week? }:|

 

[tim]

Jeanette,

Trust a woman to get us back on topic.

 

[andynap]

Can I respond to this after my trip next week? }:|

Really?

 

[Jeanette]

Can I respond to this after my trip next week? }:|

Really?

Hey, I'm an optimist. :blush:

 

[andynap]

Can I respond to this after my trip next week? }:|

Really?

Hey, I'm an optimist. :blush:

No- I assume you will do well but I meant- with details?

 

[Jeanette]

Can I respond to this after my trip next week? }:|

Really?

Hey, I'm an optimist. :blush:

No- I assume you will do well but I meant- with details?

Assume I will do well? Very funny...

Uh, details? No way...