N.Y. Preschool Starts DNA Testing For Admission

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N.Y. Preschool Starts DNA Testing For Admission
by NPR STAFF


At the Porsafillo Preschool Academy, there are 32 spots but more than 12,000 applications.
April 1, 2012
For years, New York parents have been applying to preschools even before their youngsters are born. That's not new, but the approach one prestigious pre-school on the Upper West Side is.

At the Porsafillo Preschool Academy, all applicants must now submit a DNA analysis of their children.

The preschool is housed in a modern glass and steel building designed by IM Pei. It's situated in a leafy corner of the Upper West Side. On a recent afternoon, Headmaster Rebecca Unsinn showed off "Porsafillo Pre," as it's called.

"Over here, we have computer labs, C++ learning, which of course, as I'm sure you know, is a language of computers," she says. Wait, computer language? These preschoolers are learning C++?

"Oh, absolutely they are," Unsinn says. "And they're very good at it."

That's not the only language they're learning; all the children are also enrolled in a Mandarin Chinese immersion program.

More than 12,000 applications pour into Unsinn's office each fall. That's 12,000 hopefuls for just 32 spots a year. It makes Porsafillo Pre the most competitive preschool in the United States.

So in a bid to weed out the kids who have no chance, the school decided to require a DNA test for all applicants. Before she joined the school in 2009, Unsinn was a child neurologist. She was hired specifically to implement this new policy.

Her team is looking for genetic markers that indicate future excellence — things like intelligence, confidence and other leadership traits.

One expectant couple has gone to great lengths to get their future child a spot at Porsafillo.

At the New Amsterdam Memorial Hospital, Richard Tromper and Elizabeth Tauschen are ready for their test. Elizabeth is 24 weeks pregnant, and the couple is applying for admission to Porsafillo for the fall of 2015.

"I went to Princeton," Tromper says. "I was lucky, I mean, I got into Princeton, I worked hard. But if our child gets into this preschool, he or she IS going."

Porsafillo Pre is the express lane, the couple says, a one-way ticket to success.

From Tauschen's blood test, scientists will isolate her unborn baby's genetic makeup then pass their findings to the admissions office at Porsafillo. The school has an exclusive agreement with the hospital. Tauschen and Tromper are taken into a room beside the lab, the blood is drawn, and the vial is then escorted immediately into the lab. About a month later, results will be delivered to the school.

Some parents are already planning to take legal action against the school in the event their children are passed over for admission. A recent op-ed in the New York Times called the practice "ghoulish" and "unethical." Headmaster Unsinn dismisses the criticism.

"This is not unethical at all. If anything, it's extremely ethical. This is now no longer a subjective decision," she says. "This is a clinical test that can show us how a child will perform throughout its life."

The Porsafillo Academy will begin to accept applications under their new DNA policy today, April 1.
 
A few years ago NPR featured an April 1 story on kids going door to door for Secular Humanism ....
 
Grey said:
Ahahaha! Having just completed the process this gave me a chuckle.

One of the granddaughter's classmates is going to a school like this next year...may even be this one...

$40,000. For PRESCHOOL. the kid's 3 years old.
 
Good God am I thankful for my daughters school.....9 to 1 ratio and by National Test score standard results - is at least one grade level above her current grade level in reading, language arts, and math....

and it doesnt cost me a dime..

perfect!
 
of course I do..you know what I mean...

in addition TO that..

plus if I told you what I pay in taxes - you woudln't believe..
 
Fred, the article was a parody (April Fools' joke) although the Manhattan preschool process is an adventure, isn't it? And a pricey one at that!
 
NHDiane said:
Real Estate tax way over the top!


down by you guys yes but not in the northern counties....I think my taxes are more than fair...far far less than I was paying in Mass and CO and ridiculously less then my Mom pays in NJ
 
Grey said:
Fred, the article was a parody (April Fools' joke) although the Manhattan preschool process is an adventure, isn't it? And a pricey one at that!

Uh-uh. The school I'm referencing isn't.

And I'm not involved....what the GD's parents decide is up to them....and their wallets...LOL
 
NYCFred said:
Grey said:
Ahahaha! Having just completed the process this gave me a chuckle.

One of the granddaughter's classmates is going to a school like this next year...may even be this one...

$40,000. For PRESCHOOL. the kid's 3 years old.

Fred, the school you mention may be real but the one highlighted in the article is not.
 
IMHO. Money and "family" ties still count more than real potential and it gets lost that the ultimate success in the arena that you are passionate about and can go forward is good and smart.

A good, nah, a great tutor or coach (could be a family member,) can help you do great things. Realizing that they won't be there in the coming years sometimes makes you dig in and rock on.

It's about people and potential. Not numbers and tests. Been there, done that. Encouragement, helping with stumbling blocks, listening/explaining, meeting families and convincing them that "your twerp" can be great at what they want to pursue and not what the family wants them to pursue, there are folks so good at the various things that we need as a society - It's bigger than "Me. Me. Me and the kid has to be some sort of genius by my very specious standards."

Support. Nurture. Understanding. Sweatin' tears - good things, IMHO. Personally, I don't see any standardized tests that make that a priority. Makin' da numbers ain't making progress with a view to the future and care for all.
 
Even if this was a joke, it ain't no joke, IMHO. Weirder things are happening around us.

Nothing new. "Yavol, Mein Fuhrer. We will, and the chosen ones, will prevail." Sighhh





 

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Andy,

My folks survived Nazi "war camps," they were moved here by the USA government after WWII wound down, I popped out a couple years later. They NEVER relented in telling me, as I was growing up, about peace, friendship, fighting horrors and making it a better way. I learnt and use reason with dealing with "over the top" nonsense I encounter daily. "Reason" is not in some aholes vocabulary, unfortunately. I have no axe to grind. I want my grandkids to lead a life full of joy, adventure, happiness, appreciation of all of us that makes this country great. I try to point them in that direction.


:)
 
This thread started out as an April fool joke about a non-existent NY school. How did we get to Nazi Germany??
 
Ummmm. "Testing" to find the "fairest," compliant, obediant, "on the right track" ... is a plan that many have used over 1,000s of years. Yippee! They're still doing it with newer technology.

To be honest. I always rely on my "dumb" friends up north to fix a broken axle, make the car radio work, fix almost anything - Kathy and I just smile (we have a lot of letters "of BS" on our business cards by our names and resumes.) Our "dumb" friends know their sh*t and are very helpful. We just hang out with them, have fishfrys, BBQ and tromp around the woods. Listen to some great tunes, too. Yes, these "hicks" have great online connections and often snap me with a new tune I missed. Anyways...
 
Andynap said:
This thread started out as an April fool joke about a non-existent NY school. How did we get to Nazi Germany??


Well, some of us liberal independents, think we are there. Shaddup Fred.


BTW. I will be starting a SuperPac to help Kathy get great medical care on the next SBH trek. The "dinging" of insurance companies is probably out of reach for our humble effort to keep sanity. We roll on.
 
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