Friday Funnies

fins85258

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Afternoon Sex:

The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their 8-year-old son in the
apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on
all the neighborhood activities.

"There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
"An ambulance just drove by!"
"Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out.
"Matt's riding a new bike!"
"Looks like the Sanders are moving!"
"Jason is on his skate board!"

After a few moments he announced, "The Coopers are having sex!!"
Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed. Dad cautiously called out,
"How do you know they're having sex?"
"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle."
 
Great idea to bring back this thread, Fins.
ok, its not Friday yet --- but--- the local sherriff stopped a man in a pickup truck with a bunch of penguins riding in the bed, " sir you need to take those penguins to the zoo right now" said the sheriff. ok officer will do, was the reply. the next day the sherriff had to stop the same guy and there in the truckbed was all the penguins! this time they all had sunglasses on " I thought I told you to take those penguins all to the zoo" said the sheriff!! oh, I did officer, today we are going to the beach!
 
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