I must retell a tale of days gone by when liquids were allowed in large quantities on flights. Picture cases of Bud duct-taped into a "suitcase" complete with handle and lofted into the overheads on the flight from IAD-SXM. My wife asked: "You think they are going on to Saint Barth?". I responded: "No, I'm sure they will be staying in Saint Martin"
Once I carried a lampshade down too.