onebigdawg53
Senior Insider
A pompus minister was seated next to a redneck on a cross country flight.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were being taken.
The redneck asked for a whiskey and coke, which was brought and placed on the tray in front of him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
The minister replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch these lips."
The redneck then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said,
" Sh*t, me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were being taken.
The redneck asked for a whiskey and coke, which was brought and placed on the tray in front of him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.
The minister replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch these lips."
The redneck then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said,
" Sh*t, me too. I didn't know we had a choice."