Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement. The f

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Two patients limp into two different clinics

Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.

The first patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.

The second sees his family doctor after waiting a week for an appointment, then waits eight weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another month and finally has his surgery scheduled six months from then.

Why the different treatment for the two patients?

The first is a Golden Retriever.

The second is a Senior Citizen (AndyNap)
 
Re: Two patients limp into two different clinics

Yeah, but Andy got that Golden Retriever back by roasting him on Easter...
 
Re: Two patients limp into two different clinics

Yeah, but Andy got that Golden Retriever back by roasting him on Easter...
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LOL!

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Re: Two patients limp into two different clinics

I did a search for " large dead dog being roasted"
 
Re: Two patients limp into two different clinics

"Grill Works: Crispy Fried Calamari w/ Lemon-Peppercorn Dressed Romaine Lettuce, Parmesan Cheese, & Olives (4.95)

Daily Carvery: Peppercorn Crusted "Pastrami" Turkey Breast Finished w/ Spicy Cajun Aioli (4.75)

Daily Fare: Cornmeal Crusted Cat Fish Fillets w/ Cajun Spices, Served w/ Succotash, Cajun Rice, & Spoon Bread (.33 an ounce)

Exhibition: Spinach Salad Toss-Create Your Own Salad from Roasted Vegetables, Grilled Meats, Dried Fruits, & Selected Dressings (5.50)

Healthy Harvest: Southern Fried Chicken & Peach Salad w/ Blue Cheese, Pine Nuts, House Greens, & Cool Buttermilk Herb Dressing (.33 an ounce)

Deli: California BLT-Hickory Bacon Rasher, Sliced Avocado, Shredded Iceberg & Ripe Tomatoes Served on Multigrain Bread (4.50)

Panini: Sloppy Joe Panini w/ Carmelized Onions & Gouda Cheese on Ciabatta (4.50)

Woodstone Creations: Spanish Pizza Topped w/ Saffron Rice, Chorizo, Grilled Chicken Breast, Red Bell Peppers & Tomato (3.75)
Roasted Eggplant & Tomato Pizza w/ Marinara & Formaggio

Soups: Shrimp Bisque w/ Tomato & Vegetables
Lentil & Vegatable
Creamy Spinach "Florentine" (Vegetarian)"

I had the calamari.
 
Re: Two patients limp into two different clinics

"Grill Works: Crispy Fried Calamari w/ Lemon-Peppercorn Dressed Romaine Lettuce, Parmesan Cheese, & Olives (4.95)

Daily Carvery: Peppercorn Crusted "Pastrami" Turkey Breast Finished w/ Spicy Cajun Aioli (4.75)

Daily Fare: Cornmeal Crusted Cat Fish Fillets w/ Cajun Spices, Served w/ Succotash, Cajun Rice, & Spoon Bread (.33 an ounce)

Exhibition: Spinach Salad Toss-Create Your Own Salad from Roasted Vegetables, Grilled Meats, Dried Fruits, & Selected Dressings (5.50)

Healthy Harvest: Southern Fried Chicken & Peach Salad w/ Blue Cheese, Pine Nuts, House Greens, & Cool Buttermilk Herb Dressing (.33 an ounce)

Deli: California BLT-Hickory Bacon Rasher, Sliced Avocado, Shredded Iceberg & Ripe Tomatoes Served on Multigrain Bread (4.50)

Panini: Sloppy Joe Panini w/ Carmelized Onions & Gouda Cheese on Ciabatta (4.50)

Woodstone Creations: Spanish Pizza Topped w/ Saffron Rice, Chorizo, Grilled Chicken Breast, Red Bell Peppers & Tomato (3.75)
Roasted Eggplant & Tomato Pizza w/ Marinara & Formaggio

Soups: Shrimp Bisque w/ Tomato & Vegetables
Lentil & Vegatable
Creamy Spinach "Florentine" (Vegetarian)"

I had the calamari.
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I'd have gone with the Sloppy Joe Panini...'cause it sounds so crazy!
 
Re: Two patients limp into two different clinics

QUOTE:"I'd have gone with the Sloppy Joe Panini...'cause it sounds so crazy"

The ciabatta roll is better than the Kaiser roll- it's crunchy and is perfect for the shredded meat and sauce.
 
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"Grill Works: Crispy Fried Calamari w/ Lemon-Peppercorn Dressed Romaine Lettuce, Parmesan Cheese, & Olives (4.95)

Daily Carvery: Peppercorn Crusted "Pastrami" Golden Retriever Breast Finished w/ Spicy Cajun Aioli (4.75)

Daily Fare: Cornmeal Crusted Cat Fillets w/ Cajun Spices, Served w/ Succotash, Cajun Rice, & Spoon Bread (.33 an ounce)

Exhibition: Spinach Salad Toss-Create Your Own Salad from Roasted Vegetables, Grilled Meats, Dried Fruits, & Selected Dressings (5.50)

Healthy Harvest: Southern Fried Chihuahua & Peach Salad w/ Blue Cheese, Pine Nuts, House Greens, & Cool Buttermilk Herb Dressing (.33 an ounce)

Deli: California BLT-Hickory Bacon Rasher, Sliced Avocado, Shredded Iceberg & Ripe Tomatoes Served on Multigrain Bread (4.50)

Panini: Sloppy Joe Panini w/ Carmelized Onions & Gouda Cheese on Ciabatta (4.50)

Woodstone Creations: Spanish Pizza Topped w/ Saffron Rice, Chorizo, Grilled Chicken Breast, Red Bell Peppers & Tomato (3.75)
Roasted Eggplant & Tomato Pizza w/ Marinara & Formaggio

Soups: Shrimp Bisque w/ Tomato & Vegetables
Lentil & Vegatable
Creamy Spinach "Florentine" (Vegetarian)"

I had the calamari.
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Re: Two patients limp into two different clinics

Someone is really full of himself today. We need Rosita to come down into the deep waters to control you guys. LOL!
 
Re: Two patients limp into two different clinics

Hey John- a light work-day today? If you want to copy and paste something, I have a 900 page FDA document I could send you.
 
Re: Two patients limp into two different clinics

Hey John- a light work-day today? If you want to copy and paste something, I have a 900 page FDA document I could send you.
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then it will be his turn to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
Re: Two patients limp into two different clinics

Hey John- a light work-day today? If you want to copy and paste something, I have a 900 page FDA document I could send you.
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I'm working from home whilst heating my pool to SBH temps.

Jean
 
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Hey John- a light work-day today? If you want to copy and paste something, I have a 900 page FDA document I could send you.
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Since my workday is done, I can do the copy/paste for a bit

How about this?
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Each year the Washington Post's Style Invitational asks readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter and supply a new definition. Here are the 2001 winners

Intaxication
 
Re: Two patients limp into two different clinics

Very good- try these English=Asian phrases:

"Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man - Dum Gai

Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni

Your price is too high!!! - No Bai Dam Thing!!

Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?

Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting?

That was an unauthorized execution - Lin Ching

I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone - No Pah King

Do you know lyrics to the Macarena? - Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

You are not very bright - Yu So Dum

I got this for free - Ai No Pei

I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi?"
 
Re: Two patients limp into two different clinics

Are not "foreploy" and "foreplay" synonymous?
 
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