MIke R
Senior Insider
VW
a long time ago in a galaxy far far away....I was once out with a group of frends and our dates at a pub.....having a few beers and talking about this and that...well somehow the talk got to power tools...and who has the best and all that crap which basically bores the hell out of women, and they certainly looking as bored as they should have been...what can I say?...young men are foolish, stupid and basically clueless when it comes to how they act in front of women at times.....and most of these girls at the table were new dates, so there wasn't even that comfort factor which comes when everyone knows one another....so the conversation stays on power tools and all.....and who has the most powerful, yada yada...
and this girl, a pretty little thing who nobody really knew at all, other then the guy who brought her to the pub, and hasn't said a single solitary word to this point, looks at us all and says....
I suggest to you guys that the most powerful tool in the world is what I like to call, the Vaginal Wrench....it has moved mountains...caused men to fight wars....made good hearted morally sound men foresake their wives and families.... is 100% effective in negotiations between a man and a woman on just about any subject, delivers 8 pound babies through an incredibly small place....and I even suspect it can get any one of you boys to do anything short of killing yourselves tonight if it wanted to..........any argument from you all?????
dead silence..........
and she never said another word the rest of the evening...LOL
I never forgot that
a long time ago in a galaxy far far away....I was once out with a group of frends and our dates at a pub.....having a few beers and talking about this and that...well somehow the talk got to power tools...and who has the best and all that crap which basically bores the hell out of women, and they certainly looking as bored as they should have been...what can I say?...young men are foolish, stupid and basically clueless when it comes to how they act in front of women at times.....and most of these girls at the table were new dates, so there wasn't even that comfort factor which comes when everyone knows one another....so the conversation stays on power tools and all.....and who has the most powerful, yada yada...
and this girl, a pretty little thing who nobody really knew at all, other then the guy who brought her to the pub, and hasn't said a single solitary word to this point, looks at us all and says....
I suggest to you guys that the most powerful tool in the world is what I like to call, the Vaginal Wrench....it has moved mountains...caused men to fight wars....made good hearted morally sound men foresake their wives and families.... is 100% effective in negotiations between a man and a woman on just about any subject, delivers 8 pound babies through an incredibly small place....and I even suspect it can get any one of you boys to do anything short of killing yourselves tonight if it wanted to..........any argument from you all?????
dead silence..........
and she never said another word the rest of the evening...LOL
I never forgot that