onebigdawg53
Senior Insider
Where's the friday fodder and/or friday jokes?
Too quiet down here for a friday. any fodder or jokes?
Oh I guess I will have to start one -
A couple married for 50 years and the wife finally decides that she's had enough and wants a divorce. the husband pleads with her and finally convinces her to go with him to a marriage counselor.
The marriage counselor first interviews the wife. It went something like this.
Marriage counselor to wife - So, please tell me, why after 50 years of marriage do you want to divorce your husband?
Wife - Well, look, I've put up with it all of these years but I've had it. He is constantly picking his nose and when we have sex he never, ever lets me get on top.
MC - Well, I am sure if I speak with him and he realizes how important this is to you, he will modify his behavior. doesn't seem like too much to ask after 50 years of marriage.
So, the counselor brings in the husband.
MC - Well, sir, I've had a long conversation with your wife and I've determined what the problem is. It's really quite simple to resolve. You have to stop picking your nose, at least when she's around, and please, once in a while, when you have sex just let her get on top. I guarantee that if you do this your marriage of 50 years will be saved.
Husband - Nope, can't do it. It's a long standing family philosophy that was handed down by my daddy and by his daddy before him and so on. So, no, I won't do it.
By this point the marriage counselor is totally frustrated and quite baffled, as he could not imagine what family philosophy could prevent this man from complying with such reasonable requests. So, he asks him.
husband replies - It's very simple. My daddy always told me to keep my nose clean and don't F*ck UP.
Too quiet down here for a friday. any fodder or jokes?
Oh I guess I will have to start one -
A couple married for 50 years and the wife finally decides that she's had enough and wants a divorce. the husband pleads with her and finally convinces her to go with him to a marriage counselor.
The marriage counselor first interviews the wife. It went something like this.
Marriage counselor to wife - So, please tell me, why after 50 years of marriage do you want to divorce your husband?
Wife - Well, look, I've put up with it all of these years but I've had it. He is constantly picking his nose and when we have sex he never, ever lets me get on top.
MC - Well, I am sure if I speak with him and he realizes how important this is to you, he will modify his behavior. doesn't seem like too much to ask after 50 years of marriage.
So, the counselor brings in the husband.
MC - Well, sir, I've had a long conversation with your wife and I've determined what the problem is. It's really quite simple to resolve. You have to stop picking your nose, at least when she's around, and please, once in a while, when you have sex just let her get on top. I guarantee that if you do this your marriage of 50 years will be saved.
Husband - Nope, can't do it. It's a long standing family philosophy that was handed down by my daddy and by his daddy before him and so on. So, no, I won't do it.
By this point the marriage counselor is totally frustrated and quite baffled, as he could not imagine what family philosophy could prevent this man from complying with such reasonable requests. So, he asks him.
husband replies - It's very simple. My daddy always told me to keep my nose clean and don't F*ck UP.